You receive a pre-declined credit card in the mail.
A picture is worth only 100 words.
Wives are taking their husbands to bed because batteries are too expensive.
Major corporations are laying off their Politicians.
Polygamists are marrying only one wife.
A check is returned marked "Insufficient Funds", and you wonder if the bank meant you, or them.
Angelina Jolie adopts a child from America... and moves to Africa to give it a better life.
A truckload of Americans gets caught sneaking into Mexico.
Wives are taking their husbands to bed because batteries are too expensive.
Major corporations are laying off their Politicians.
Polygamists are marrying only one wife.
A check is returned marked "Insufficient Funds", and you wonder if the bank meant you, or them.
Angelina Jolie adopts a child from America... and moves to Africa to give it a better life.
A truckload of Americans gets caught sneaking into Mexico.
You don't need to be divorced to lose half your assets.
It dawns on you that "Credit Crunch" is not a candy bar.
Money talks... and yours said "goodbye".
The S&P is renamed "Standard and Poor"... everyone lost their S.
You really do have a small fortune.
Making a killing on Wall Street only means a broker was shot.
The way to start a small business is to buy a large one and wait.
Being back on your feet means your car's been repossessed.
In fact repossession is so prevalent, ObamaCare added coverage for exorcism.
You join the AAA and get towed to work because it's cheaper than buying gas.
An Apple computer is the guy who prices fruit.
The only way to double your money is to fold it.
Michelle flys together with Barack to their vacation.
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